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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says "Can I join you?"
Kdy je SQL dotaz napsán pregnantně? Když obsahuje inner queries.
A SQL Injection walks into a bar, starts to quote something but stops, drops a table, then dashes out.
Database administrator walks into a NoSQL bar. A little while later he walks out, because he couldn't find a table.